by Mrow1122 July 01, 2013
by ReallyRealDoctor January 09, 2020
"dude i candy craned that girl jen from that all girls school, she kinda looks like a turtle with big boobs!"
by ilovetopoop March 30, 2009
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adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy
by daft35 January 27, 2012
by wally dude September 17, 2018
Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
by TheArmoredGerbil March 11, 2014