Bob Barker Special

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it for several hours then beat their vagina with the frozen shit condom.

Oh damn, I heard Justin gave his girl, Ashley, a Bob Barker Special last night.

by betty489 June 2, 2010

BARK

shit stain or streak left on or in a toilet that won't come off

Will left bark on the toilet seat and it won't even scrub off.

by Dario March 22, 2005

bark chewer

Bitch that looks like the tazmainian devil ,big and fat with an ugly ass toothy face

Check out that bark chewer, there always with a hot one

by tommy bee August 21, 2006

barkos

barkos means colorful colors

she is very barkos!!

by samrg472 September 3, 2007

Barkfart

Another word for back fat.

C'mon, lets dance away our barkfart!

by meckerai August 24, 2009

Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.

Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!

by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013