angry butler

the act of defecating on someones laundry as revenge.(preferably clean and still in the washer.)

"my ex broke up with me, and told me to get out. Before i left i gave them an angry butler."

by Alabama H.P. September 27, 2007

dick butler

A term used for the professional home assistant who cleans, sanctifies and stimulates his lords genitals.

You need a good dick butler, I shall send mine round to aid you.

by 8en February 18, 2005

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism January 11, 2008

Peanut butter doggy time

When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.

Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?

Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!

Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.

by Bobby Joee. June 12, 2012

Peanut Butter Wonder

when u put peanut butter on your naughty place an let ur dog lick it off.

Sally's hands were too cold to finger herself so she grabbed some skippy an her dog an gave herself the old peanut butter trick

by Jenna Talia December 20, 2004

Penis Battler

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword

Lee Is a penis battler

by oop December 15, 2003

Well butter my biscuit

A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"

*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*

by AliasDayne September 20, 2010