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Buddy Blocking

Like "cock blocking" but instead, it's a friend that, for whatever reason keeps the other two friends of a three friend group from becoming close.
*3 friends get into fight, 2 have been hanging out*
Best friend #1: "Why didn't we become bestfriends before now?"
Best friend #2: "I think (insert friends name) has been buddy blocking us!!"
Friend: "Oopsie." 😳
by big butt big personality February 8, 2015
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alphabet buddies

The kids you had to sit/stand by in grade school because your last names were next to each other in the alphabet.
Yeah, he and I were alphabet buddies in fourth grade.
by your mother.. June 14, 2010
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Buddy code

When committing an act that would otherwise be immoral, taboo, or inappropriate with a single friend or more, one may invoke "buddy code" to create an immunity cloak and thus be excused from ridicule or codemnation by other friends or members of society.
Could you believe Silly willingly took a tea bag to the face from his buddy from Halbrook? Good thing he Buddy Coded or else his sexuality would be in grave doubt!
by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017
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masterbation buddy

A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.
Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.
by karactre August 26, 2014
mugGet the masterbation buddymug.

Morning Buddy

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with
Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime
by M4H4 July 8, 2020
mugGet the Morning Buddymug.

bus buddy

Hey do you want to be my bus buddy
Sure when do we shag
by The sickest minded guy August 14, 2016
mugGet the bus buddymug.

Exit buddy

A person or partner to whom you need in order to exit a building or an area safely.
"Do you have your exit buddy?"
by Flippers de Foxx December 25, 2017
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