Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.
That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!
by cofgpjm March 26, 2009
Someone who has undergone the traumatic experience of their booty being burnt off their body. In many cases the booty can never be located again. It is improbable that fat bitches will suffer from such a condition.
by darryldarryl January 24, 2012
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by Ready! July 27, 2022
I had to take a pass on that female the other night...I suspect she was working with a burnt poonanny...
by skrinkles November 16, 2009
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