Shmeese burger

A normal cheeseburger with cheese removed, made with BBQ sauce, cheese, blue food coloring. and “special juice”. Rolled out and put in burger

I really want a shmeese burger right now

by Chefy boy February 16, 2020

burger rage

When one becomes extremely angry and starts to assault the people working in various fast food establishments over a botched order. Vandalizing the establishment, yelling, throwing random objects around, and flapping ones arms wildly and in a threatening matter are some of the symptoms associated with burger rage. Burger rage has also been observed in fast food restaurants such as KFC, and various Mexican taco shops around the world even though they may not sell burgers.

The effect may be associated with the withdrawal one experiences from the various forms of preservatives and other chemicals contained within the food that replace neurotransmitters in the brain, which control mood and reasoning.

Fat fuck: I said I wanted a bacon cheese burger with extra clogger sauce!!!! This is low fat sauce!!!!!

Clerk: I'm sorry maam, but we ran out of clogger sauce.

Fat fuck: You ran out!! You ran out!! ARGhhhhhhh!!!!!! Motherfucker bitch you better give me some of the good stuff!!!!

Witness 1: Man that fat fuck has some serious burger rage!

Witness 2: Probably feinding her fix for the day. It will be on BoobTube by the end of the day.

by Alvarex March 24, 2011

Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.

Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.

by Vangaales May 23, 2018

Yaoi Burger

The act of two men sleeping together within a burger.

That was a great yaoi burger last night.

by Sarah Ashkenazi April 9, 2023

Burger Kinging

When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.

I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.

by is_Quaz April 15, 2020

burger smash

A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.

Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!

by Wegs101 September 24, 2020

Ground Burger

One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.

I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.

My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021