Bollocks

6: When something is broken. (Use as fucked).

6: His PC is totally bollocksed up!

by Piro RoadKill October 7, 2003

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

brillo

krackers with nigger hair (white person with black person hair)

yo my friend brandon has brillo

by racist ned August 23, 2003

brillo

another word for really.

on a wintery day:
"man it is brillo cold out here!"

by redrobot September 24, 2005

cunty bollocks

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.

His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

bi-bolloxed

The act of getting bolloxed every other night. Having a night off and getting bollxed the night after.

- What ya doing tonight bud?
- im getting bi-bolloxed
- ah, guess i wont see ya tomorrow then!
- yeah, but pop round for another sesh the night after??

by on-a-sesh-again February 12, 2008