plain bread

Liked by people called (robin) usually following the consumption of many drugs.

Oh look there’s a robin again eating plain bread without butter.

by the spud nut August 28, 2018

bread shift

The shift in-between the 3rd and 1st shift, that is a real drag. Usually starting at 2 to 4 AM to sometime in the late morning. Not considered the graveyard or morning shift. It is the shift in-between the two that leaves the worker in despair because their sleep cycle is not in sync with other shifts. It is the shift that leaves you in solitude and loneliness. People who work the bread shift are usually anti-social and sad, but have much loyalty to the company. It is called the "Bread Shift" because most bread vendors tend to work these awkward hours.

Jonesy works the bread shift, sometimes people do not even know he worked here. He was a stranger at company meetings who looked like a zombie due to an awkward sleep schedule. The bread shift sucks.

by Vaimaster7 February 2, 2019

bread the veal

When your penis is wet and itchy and you put powder on it to prevent the terrible swamp crotch from occuring.

Gabe: Yo Thompson, it's mad hot out here hope I don't my junk doesn't get sweaty; wouldn't want swamp crotch.

Zak: Good thing I remembered to bread the veal today to avoid that problem.

by SAR101 June 5, 2018

Eliza's Bread

the combination of Birthday and Graduation celebrations. Two girls once discussed how to combine the words and in true brain cell style they came up with bread... not a great combination but somehow works.

This is not to be confused with a gorgeous rosemary and garlic focaccia.

"Are you going to Eliza's Bread?"
"yeah its time to go back to school and get fucked up"

by braincell.01 September 8, 2022

Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

Peter bread

A bread invented and popularized by the 16th century explorer Peter Brandon. The bread has gained popularity in middle eastern cuisine and is used to sweep up dips such as hummus, it's also used to cradle falafel balls traditionally with an assortment of salads and and other goodies of middle eastern origin.

I love peter bread!

by Bubblach January 12, 2021

Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die

normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"

by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021