bread smoothie

Bay area colloquial for beer

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.

by bread_smoothie May 14, 2015

bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 18, 2015

bread family

stronger than a piece of bread, never leaves a bread pack behind: its a very rare friendship: friends that give and share the life and love of BREAD

i wish i was in that bread family.
that bread family rocks the world

by orangeblacktom December 8, 2016

bread warmer

a person whom is uncircumcised

wow that guy i hooked up with last night was a bread warmer

by ouohyeah666 March 15, 2017

Bread pudding

A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .

Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment

I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;

Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that

by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017

bread fold

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.

A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.

by cookiewings May 25, 2017

Bread-headed

A insult that compairs a persons brain to a loaf of bread, in reality it means that a person isn't intelligent and that they, in fact, are not only a idiot, but a ungodly one at that. and thus being called bread-headed is considered a great offense, NOTE: this word has been recently created by the students of high schools and those who frequent bars or clubs.

"Steven is a total Bread-headed fool for thinking that."

by WordArter November 1, 2017