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bread smoothie 

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.

bread monster 

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."
bread monster by whobedat June 18, 2015

bread family 

stronger than a piece of bread, never leaves a bread pack behind: its a very rare friendship: friends that give and share the life and love of BREAD
i wish i was in that bread family.
that bread family rocks the world
bread family by orangeblacktom December 8, 2016

bread warmer 

wow that guy i hooked up with last night was a bread warmer
bread warmer by ouohyeah666 March 15, 2017

Bread pudding 

A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .

Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment
I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;

Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that
Bread pudding by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017

bread fold 

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.
A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.
bread fold by cookiewings May 25, 2017