Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude
“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”
by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018
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Brad appreciation week

The first week of every December where everyone must appreciate Brad Simpson from the vamps
Hey are you ready for Brad Appreciation Week, should be great
by Lethal1711 December 6, 2020
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Brad

Brad has a Big Budoo
by Jasudhgycuedc June 9, 2022
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Just brad

n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.
A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves"

Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.
by Non-shady bastard December 8, 2011
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Brad

Brad is sexy sexy dilf that work as a pest killer and specilizes in killing german cokroaches, i want him to pin me down and suck on all my spots until theres no room to suck on me anymore, then i want him to fist me until i can barely funtion.
Braddy daddy please rail me so hard *insert heart eyes*
by bradismworshipper November 5, 2022
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Brad

Fucking Brad
by JoeBode2000 September 30, 2022
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