Post-traumatic stress boner

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.

After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.

by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012

Billy the boner

A fat guy whose sexually excited all the time.

Bobby: Is your boyfriend Billy the boner?
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.

by whenimaqueen September 1, 2018

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

boner teaparty

A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.

Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?

Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.

Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.

Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.

Man 2: Affirmative.

Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.

Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.

Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.

by Wilhelm Schmetzger Cornelious Duckworth O'Halloran October 20, 2006

boner holster

A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.

Smells like boner holster in here.

by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006

Broken Boner

n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.

Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh... broken boner!!!"

by <--Beavis--> April 12, 2006

prime boner

A quality and memorable erection brought on by the ultimate tease. Might lead to the utterance of boner alert.

When she hinted that there was nothing underneath her dress, I knew I was in for a prime boner.

by littlemissperky March 19, 2008