friend:shit dude! did you hear that new luvtonez joint?
president barack obama: yeah man, shit is real. it gave me mind boners!
president barack obama: yeah man, shit is real. it gave me mind boners!
by tibby trillZ September 9, 2011
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"dude, i was makin out with that girl but i had to hit the boner tuck when her mom walked in so she wouldnt see my wood"
by Big Hutch April 27, 2006
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Get the Raging Boner mug.The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
by Elliott December 26, 2005
Get the pro boner mug.A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.
Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."
by crappyjack September 20, 2009
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Dude, I can't believe David bought everyone tickets to the baseball game.
Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.
Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.
by Blue73 August 16, 2014
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