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Concert Band

The place you stick the rejects that didnt make symphonic band, or the band with people just trying to have as many band classes as possible.
"Yaaaayy i have a band day"
Period 1. Jazz band
2. Symphonic band
3. Concert band
4. Music Theory
(block schedule)
by Alex Fiori May 3, 2005
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Band-Aid Approach

An approach to child-spacing.

You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.
by bellebeandog January 3, 2011
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Hover Band

A band that is half of a former band that plays covers of its former glory, or a band that doesn't tour anymore and throws together a couple of shows each year to squeeze money out of fans playing hits.
Furthur, comprises half of the Grateful Dead is a Hover Band.

String Cheese Incident is a Cover Band that borders on Hovering.
by Enlightened Phan January 24, 2011
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making the band 2

A show where P Diddy tells everyone to go to Queens and get him a sugar cookie or go to New Jersey to get him a golf club and take pictures of midgets holding ballons or to go to the Bronx to get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
The five greatest rappers of all time. 1.Dylan
2.Dylan
3.Dylan
4.Dylan
5.Dylan
Dylan spits fire!!!!
by Ashy Larry March 25, 2004
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Band Jocks

(1) The preferred term for ANYONE who is a hard working member of a high school, college or university marching band.

(2) any marching band member who also plays varsity sports for their school.
Wow!! Those Band Jocks are working very hard for their upcoming halftime show!!
by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009
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bologna band aid

The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)
When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.
by mogy June 18, 2007
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Band Geek

someone who has done any/all of the following:

Made any reference to making out with an instrument

Has actaully made out with their instrument

Ever spent over 12 hours in the band room/with the band at once

Is constantly in step with the person next to them in the halls
I make out with my sousaphone on a regular basis I am always in step with the people near me and I have spent over 12 hours at a a time on several occasions
by tubagod08 August 30, 2005
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