soft dis

When you show your disapproval for someone in a passive way (such as casually ignoring them), but without overtly dissing them with words or actions.

I put the soft dis on my sister the other day because she's been scamming lately.

by Neckbone February 28, 2016

Soft-Serve

The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.

“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”

by placebo! September 9, 2021

Soft Google

A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.

If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.

I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt

Hahaha, look at this soft cunt

by Soulcide November 13, 2022

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.

I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.

Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.

by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016