bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

Bathroom Dasher

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..

PS. Normally denied by the victim

Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"

Jonny- "ok mate"

a few minutes later....

Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"

Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...

Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"

Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"

Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"

by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011

womens bathroom

The most supportive positive place a woman can go with no judgement .usually gone to in pairs.

I’m feeling really sad can we go to the womens bathroom together

by Kenziee2 November 11, 2022

No Bathroom Breaks

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.

Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*

by FatPat_P March 6, 2018

airplane bathroom

A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.

*clik* Airplane Bathroom!, repeat, Airplane Bathroom!*clik*

by EenBeen June 13, 2020

The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.

"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

bathroom stuff

Bathroom stuff is anything that has to do with things you do in the bathroom. This includes any and all bathroom business including showering, and the other gross stuff. This also includes making f*rting noises or p*eing sounds over the phone.

“Hey, I’m gonna go take a dump brb”
“NO BATHROOM STUFF!!!”

by BigBacon24 June 10, 2024