The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.

"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Bathroom

A place where you take a sh*t, piss, shower, etc

I neeeeeed to use the bathroom ms.coochie Amy said

No it’s may you use the bathroom. Ms.coochie said

by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022

bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

by chad is hot January 7, 2009

bathroom stuff

Bathroom stuff is anything that has to do with things you do in the bathroom. This includes any and all bathroom business including showering, and the other gross stuff. This also includes making f*rting noises or p*eing sounds over the phone.

“Hey, I’m gonna go take a dump brb”
“NO BATHROOM STUFF!!!”

by BigBacon24 June 10, 2024

Bathroom whore

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .

Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .

by Tafukk November 12, 2021

Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core

'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.

Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."

by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024

strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.

I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes

by Cheese N Cecil January 26, 2025