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bagels.cos

The embodiment of perfection, is a cosplayer and has over 5k on tiktok
Person A: Hey have you heard of @bagels.cos?

Person B: Yea I follow her! She’s really cool!
by A_Useless_Person January 3, 2021
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duche bagel

anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living
Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.
by bonfire666 November 29, 2007
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Chocolate Bagel

Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.
Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.
by Booty_Ninja October 17, 2010
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yummy yummy bagels

interjection Something that smelly hippies shout in the parking lot, prior to an event that attracts hippies.

"Yummy yummy bagels!" should not be confused with "Dollar grilled cheese!"
Dude, that "yummy yummy bagels" chick is kinda hot... She doesn't even have any scabs. I think I'm gonna go talk to her. What should I say? Should I talk about the playoffs?
by Knig Knog January 14, 2009
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bagel

an inflamed anal scphinter muscle
that guy jus ass fucked me rough, now ive got a bagel
by AssMonger October 11, 2007
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bageling

VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.
We should all go bageling this Thursday!
by K Little June 26, 2009
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bagel

so drunk that you're toasted...another word for being toasted.
Man I drank so much last night. I was totally bagel!
by regan January 3, 2005
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