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Gouch Air Balloon

The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.
I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.
by Ehcko March 5, 2014
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A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it
"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"
by G. O April 21, 2016
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Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.
His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.
by Tj1991 May 15, 2016
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romanian water balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.
Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"
by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017
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Big Baby Balloons

Grossly fat children or obesity.
Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.
by john21425 November 1, 2017
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Hot Pink Air Balloon

When a man presses his butt hole up against a woman's vagina and farts into it in a sexual manner.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a hot pink air balloon, she said yes. After I gave it to her, she was very disappointed...
by Mitchole June 16, 2018
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untie the balloon knot

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.
by Coidesal November 1, 2018
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