Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )

I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.

by DJKOKC December 14, 2020

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horse blowjob

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.

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Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

by Belkster March 13, 2016

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Lady blowjob

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.

Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!

by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018

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Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.

I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.

by @mrkulci September 11, 2020

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blowjob maniac

This term is used to talk about women (mighty be men too) that like to have a dick in their mouths. Being blow by a blowjob maniac is consider in every culture in the world as an extreme privilege, because the one giving head likes it and does it perfectly.

Oh man, that girl was a blowjob maniac

by ragnarok666 December 3, 2016

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