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anime boobs 

The equivalent of LA face with Oakland booty, but for boobs. They are well shaped, well endowed yet seemingly out of proportion to the rest of the body. Like a 36DD on a 5'3'' gal. Certain mythical creatures are said to have these. They often appear in a nerd's fantasies or a human girl's nightmares. It can also be conjured by spending all your bonus points for a magical wish or a visit to a medical gift shop. Basically, the only real anime superpower!
Andy: Hey, can you hook me up with your friend Heather?
Barbara: Get in line! Sam and Dave asked as well! What do you even see in her??
Andy: Damn, those anime boobs!! Its like her superpower!
anime boobs by abwolverine July 25, 2016
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"anime pfp" is a the same term as "don't have any gf"
random discord mod : my favorite waifu is *some teenage animated girl*
common human : lol! you anime pfp!
anime pfp by Kylozed November 16, 2020

Anime Convention Humor

The proper name for the brand of humor used by chantards and anime convention goers. Anime convention humor consists of:

-Heavy usage and abuse of the words "fail", "epic" and "win"
-Even heavier usage of overused memes from 2004-2006 such as "pedobear", "trollface" and "u jelly/mad?"
-Improper use of the late-80s early-90s term "troll"
-Using the "Awesome.jpg" emoticon from the SomethingAwful forums

The people who use this brand of humor or think it's funny are generally those who have discovered 4chan within the past year or two and feel the need to regurgitate everything they see on the site in order to fit in or to pretend that they are funny regardless of the originality of the content.
Examples of Anime Convention Humor:

Chantard 1: Haha that was so epic win lulz!
Chantard 2: Yeah pedobear for the win epic lulz all around!!
14-year old female anime fan: Haha trollface.jpg!!!!
Chantard 1 and 2: TITS OR GTFO EPIC WIN LULZ!!!

Anime Withdrawal 

Anime Withdrawal occurs when you have watched too much anime,causing you to only think about anime when you go back to school(after a break). Symptoms include short attention span, laziness, and lack of motivation in class.

A variation is Manga Withdrawal. The symptoms are similar except it is caused by reading significant amounts of manga.
Anne watched her favorite anime during her whole winter break. When she came back from holiday, she suffered Anime Withdrawal.
Anime Withdrawal by osmcookies January 9, 2011

Anime Convention

A place where, no matter what you do, you will not be the biggest dork around.
Last weekend, Julie and her friends attended an anime convention, and found themselves presently surprised that many other con-goers had much worse wapanese-syndrome than they did.
Anime Convention by Erpbedoodle August 13, 2010

Anime-tion 

(Ahn-im-ay-shun) The cross between drawing anime, and making it into a TV series.
"Dude, Cody just switched to anime-tion."
"What?? Don't you mean 'Animation'?"
"...Kind of..."
Anime-tion by Andriffic September 2, 2009

Anime God Makers

A weeb term for push-ups.
Person 1: I got to get my daily exercise in... what do I do?
Person 2: Just do some anime god makers dude.
Person 1: Oh right, *goes super saiyan* EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *starts doing extreme push-ups*.
Anime God Makers by PaperArmor March 28, 2019