Alana is a smart, bubbly, charismatic person. Alana is very short by nature but if you are mean to her, Alana can climb or jump on your back without you noticing and land a punch or jab that can be fatal. Alana is very cautious around people that participate in incest like the wild Boochies that hide in bushes or more common places like Black Holes! When Alana is close to a grotesque creature like a Boochie, she has the ability to make the brainless creature think whatever she so desires for her amusement and the Boochie does things that no other creature would dream of. Alana is a force to be cautious of if you mean her harm but she is an Amazing person in every possible way if you cherish her for the best friend she is meant to be. Alana also likes to go by," Bro Bro" & very rarely, "Cunt". Because being around Alana and her awesome humor can be very "Cuntacious". If you happen to meet such a person, cherish her, him, it.

A Alana gets very angry around Shanal-beads because the false information it provides.

Alana by McCasper January 24, 2020

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Alonavirus

The ailment contracted by lonely singles after Valentine’s Day. Symptoms include feverish right-swiping on dating apps and a renewed desire to wreck the gym. The general public can protect itself by wearing masks, to avoid smelling Alonavirus victims’ brand new cologne: Dior Amour.

Also known as Heartbrokenfluenza, not to be confused with the Common Cold Heart.

Adam contracted Alonavirus on Valentine’s Day when he binged-watched all of his friends’ romantic Instagram stories.

Alonavirus by nolandc February 22, 2020

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Alonaa

If you know who an Alonaa is, then you have found a friend for life a person of love, loyalty, respect and gratitude. Alonaa, is unique in every aspect. Like a Dr pepper with 23 flavors. She can light up a room but first she'll get past her shyness she is brave smart beautiful and crazy if you know an Alonaa, never let them down.

Have you met that girl Alonaa, she was the most caring and sweetest girl I have ever talked to him

Alonaa by KingCruise95 February 17, 2024

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ALOBABA

Some one who is all on a boppah(s/fucks with nobody but hoez n boppahz

Dat nigga aint got no respect from tha ladies, they all kno he an ALOBABA

ALOBABA by HAYSTACKBOI A.K.A A.T. June 11, 2008