Abe

Drives a slow as V6 Mustang, has a tiny dick, and gets no play. Also suspected of having sexual relations with his car and dog.

You’re such an Abe

by Slimy Horse Cock September 9, 2021

Tractor abs

Deep abstract stomach muscles.

That man has tractor abs because they don’t look like regular abs. They’re more abstract.

by Deepration September 24, 2021

Abe Vigoda

An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.

"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda

Born: February 24, 1921

Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)

When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

Ab!

Just some random pro dude just telling ondra he’s not pro

Ab!: Ondra not pro
Ondra:no,am pro
Ab!:no am pro
And so on..

by Ab! June 21, 2021

Awk Ab

when a person has an odd ab out. like a 7 pack or a 11 pack!

Wow kid. lets talk about an awk ab!

by awkotaco fan May 4, 2012

ab rocket

Not only for an ab workout, but also used sexually. To shoot one's load on a woman's stomach.

Man, you should've seen the ab rocket i launched on Sara.

by suburbanmommy January 11, 2012

Whale Abs

When they're just not stealth abs anymore.
There's nothing underneath.

Paige: You fat fuck.
Charlie: They're stealth abs
Paige: No... They're whale abs.

by alpaigeca February 27, 2011