Pony Show

Dancing like a little bitch for a white hoe.
Then whippin yo salami stick out and slappin that bitch wit it.

Kelsey - "I want a Pony-Show, Trevor!"
Trevor - "No just let me finger you baby!"
Kelsey - "Fuck You, No Pony Show Equals No Pussy"
Trevor - "Okay then, drop a beat."

moaning/groaning continues with the music...

by Rovert Yr January 18, 2009

awkward pony

the act of being retarded

"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"

by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007

pony boy

Someone who likes to have their white walls on the outside of their tires; a fancy lay. Someone who shops in the women's deptment at Urban Behaviour.

Man that Jake is really a pony boy.

by Fab F January 10, 2006

pony rage

When you are riding a pony or horse and you cut other riders off, go too quickly, turn to sharply and ride like you are totally mad.

Me and my pony gallop round like me have pony rage.

by isufferfromponyrage August 22, 2011

Pony sexuality

This represents a type of animal role-playing, in which one participant acts like a horse or a pony by wearing eather straps or harnesses, and/or pulling a cart with the their partner playing the role of a rider, trainer or master.

I'm into horse roleplaying and harnesses, that means I have pony sexuality. Also, instead of daddy, I call you master ;) <3

by luciferr929 July 24, 2022

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.

“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”

by The WBH November 30, 2011