The Jam Hammer

During the act of fallatio and/or post intercourse, when the male is about to ejaculate,said female and/or male, in an act of anger and/or hostility grips tightly upon the penal organ thus preventing the excretion of semen, resulting in "Jamming the Hammer" aka "The Jam Hammer"

So I'm like totaly givin Steve and/or Tom, and/or Dan, and/or Joe, and/or Bob, you know...one of my boyfriends, head last night and he can't even remember my f*#@in name, and proceeds to call me boomshika, saying "OHHH im gonna cum!!" so....I.....the creative b*#ch that I am....gave him The Jam Hammer!!

by Krista Jonny D October 25, 2007

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Hebrew Hammer

The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot

Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!

Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!

by GasMaskOverdrive December 11, 2017

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Mac Hammer

A computer program designed to de-bug Macintosh OS.

My computer isn't booking - maybe the Mac Hammer can fix it.

by Macuser999 July 30, 2009

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Purple Hammer

When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.

Hey what is Bordmatt doing?
Oh he is just over there doing his Purple Hammer thing.

by KatieBanks, Bordmatt August 05, 2013

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