Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Yard Burger

Dog shit.

I was walking through my yard and my neighbors dog left me a yard burger. Fucking dog.

by triple24 September 9, 2011

yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

Spring Yard Zone

The third zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 1. This zone is known for its banger ass music and the springs obviously.

Damn Marble zone was mad slow welp time to play some spring yard zone

by HyperFaker December 29, 2022

50 yard challenge

A way to have everybody's attention.

When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

barn yard dog

a person that is an idiot or does something very dumb.

Tom Taylor stop doing that your acting like a barn yard dog.

by amos blacklock July 31, 2023

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019