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Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023
mugGet the Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndromemug.

Yard

Yo let's pawn the refrigerator so we can smoke another yard.
by Lil_choreboy March 13, 2018
mugGet the Yardmug.

Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.
"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."
by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014
mugGet the Mowed My Yardmug.

Yard

Usually meaning square up or get ready to fight. Sometimes "tuh" is said before or after the word
Debby: i heard you wanted to fight me
Cameron: you heard right. Bitch wassup
Debby: did you just call me a bitch!! Oh hell nah!!
Cameron:why tf you just standing there? Tuh yard bitch tf
by Sinful.kmp March 10, 2018
mugGet the Yardmug.

Yard sale

A place where you can pay to purchase other people’s shit that they don’t want anymore
Come on down to jimmies yard sale where you can buy my collection of used condoms
by Snakey Sneak September 7, 2019
mugGet the Yard salemug.

Scotland Yard called…

Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.
Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
by anonymous April 7, 2024
mugGet the Scotland Yard called…mug.

Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.
You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.
by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019
mugGet the Mullet Yardmug.

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