windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?

Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"

by Karl March 14, 2004

Windows 2003

A fake Windows that was created on Powerpoint and will be downloadable soon.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Windows 8

Noun: The most craptastically amazing Operating System ever to come since Windows 7 Build 7600. Supposubly build by Apple in an agreement that Microsoft will stop with the Laptop Hunter ads that mock Apple's high prices. The kernel is based off of the HP7 (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows) source and those little brown poppy things in that expanding bag in your microwave.

Verb: Windows doesn't eat! Get a brain already!

Synonyms: Windows BA, Windows Ocho, Windows Beast, This Thingy On The Screen, Windows Lepard, WinGNOME, Micro-Apple-Soft-Dows-Ux-Pard, Windows *

"What are you using?"
"A computer"
"With what?"
"A Mouse"
"What's this thingy on the screen?"
"A Pixel"
"For the love of Michael Jackson what is that operating system!"
"Windows 8"

Incorrect Verb Usage: "Why is Windows Vista (Build 6002) afraid of Windows 7 (Build 7600)? Because Windows 7, 8, 95.

by Phoenix2573 August 2, 2009

Windows 7

Windows Vista with Service Pack 2

Joe: Dude, I just bought Windows 7 today!!! It's sooooo much better than Vista!!

Jim: Man, you could have just downloaded Service Pack 2 for Vista. It's pretty much the same thing!

Joe: *sobs*

by withcheese March 17, 2009

Windows 7

Pretty much Microsoft's only operating system Mac users condone.

Windows 7 finds a spot of adequacy among Mac users.

by unemployedninja January 1, 2010

windows shopper

One who enjoys online shopping, they don't even need to use windows. See Windows Shopping

She was a windows shopper so no one ever saw her at the mall.

by Mewchu11 April 12, 2004

Windows XP

XTREMELY PISS...
Does to much and works little.

The stupid cunt down the road installed extremely piss into his car's computer and it makes him answer a questionaire before turning... then decides the other way would be better anyway.

by Rican January 25, 2004