Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.

I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail

by Rodgerthat555 January 2, 2016

Meat Bitch

1. A female who likes to partake of the meat. Aka. Weiner.

2.A woman covered in large slabs of meat(usually raw).

Lady Gaga is such a meat bitch

by PokeHerFace69 February 21, 2011

Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

meat peach

A woman's vagina. Particularly, one that looks like a bruised gushing peach covered in dirt.

Dude, I totally ate out Julie last night.
Yeah, what's her meat peach taste like?

by For The Ages August 8, 2016

cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)

wow look at her cankle meat!!!

by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020

Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

by Clint Fu March 27, 2016

hollow meat

A derogatory name for a vagina.

John: "So what you are saying is that you only play a guitar because of women?"
Peter: "Nope. I just do it for their hollow meat."

by Svetlan June 18, 2013