The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by Evono September 11, 2024

Removal wedgie

The removal wedgie is when someone gives you a wedgie that completely destroys and rips the underwear off of the person

When I was in eighth grade I would give my friend wedgies and he would hate it so I made him go in my underwear and gave him a wedgie for more than an hour then my underwear finally broke and ripped off of him. He had asked me why and I hold him because I wanted to give you a removal wedgie

by The thinker maker October 10, 2022

golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself

Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”

by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023

Reggie wedgie

A white slut who cheats on her white boyfriend with black dick or one who only likes black dick.

Mike: “Dude, did you hear? Tiffany’s kid was born!”
Me: “Yeah I know, the baby’s half black, that fucking cheating Reggie Wedgie”

by Bigsac September 4, 2022

motown wedgie

Sticking your fingers up someone's butt through their underwear

We were making out and all of a sudden she gave me a motown wedgie!

by BloJSimpson May 11, 2018

Sock Wedgy

The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.

Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!

by Giraffarig August 16, 2011

Wedgie

A sharp tug to the rear of the underpants. Named after the British politician Tony Benn or, as he was at the time, the Honourable Anthony Wedgewood-Benn, Viscount Stanhope. As an hereditary member of the House of Lords he was barred from voting in General Elections and from taking a seat in the House of Commons. In order to renounce his title, impossible at the time, he started a campaign of tugging the rear of the underpants of men of influence, on one memorable day in particular scoring wedgies on the Prime Minister, the Duke of Edinburgh, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Soviet Foreign Secretary at one diplomatic reception. He achieved his aim and went on to be a Member of Parliament representing Bristol in the Labour interest.

Cyril Smith's gone commando since Tony wedgies him.

by Robin "Honest Hob" Goodfellow June 28, 2020