by BloJSimpson March 17, 2018
This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
My friend said that my titanic wedgies are the longest wedgies because I have a hard time ripping clothes that aren’t underwear
by The thinker maker February 27, 2023
A phrase referring to situations in which a person may become irritated or upset, in much the same way that a person may become agitated or distressed by a sudden unexpected wedgie. This phrase is used to assuage vexation and prevent an unnecessarily harsh reaction to an irritating stimulus.
When Janet became increasingly annoyed about circumstances beyond her control, her friend wisely advised, “Don’t wedgie over it.”
by LES94 June 22, 2025
Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”
by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023
by Harry plam August 12, 2007
An example of a squidy swishy wedgi can be can be a very Hanson looking squidwarb, furthermore this squid can grab ur undies gracefully and snatch it off
by Gorilasent420 March 28, 2022