winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 5, 2017

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland is when the contents in your bowl turn white because of spent burning time. The holder at the time of discovering the wonderland may smoke or pass to remaining smokers. This final hit has been described as the most relaxing hit.

This hit will go Winter Wonderland for sure."

by Bart B December 11, 2011

First Day of Winter Nude

On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude

Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*

by . October 7, 2023

Winter Dick

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".

Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!

by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023

Female winter mode

The females stop shaving…everything. So unless they got laser hair removal, were blessed with no body hair, have blonde body hair, get waxed still, or for some god forsaken reason they continue to shave throughout the cold season…they simply have body hair like they normally would

No, Brad. I’m not going to the pool party. I’m in female winter mode…

by TheRealWolf November 13, 2023

Red Winter

When you cum inside a girl that is on her period then eat her out.

Hey girl, you ready for this red winter tonight?

by ChaosAC24 November 16, 2023