valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
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fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 March 27, 2012
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Valentine

the name of the sexiest shin luvr out there, sexy and NOT fat
Valentine is so hot
by Feyrris September 22, 2021
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Valentin Barbosa

The dude that my brother would not shut up about.
Valentin Barbosa would not leave my brothers mouth
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Cherry Valentine

Cherry is an extremely talented drag queen from drag race uk season 2. Extremely sweet or insanely talented than cherry. Cherry absolutely deserves the entire world and more. If you want to think of perfection, just think of cherry. Cherry absolutely oozes talent in every little thing she’s done and everyone can’t wait to see what’s next #streamaesthetic
do you want to see perfection? just look at cherry valentine
by anonymousssssoxxxox April 24, 2021
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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