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Kentucky Valentine

When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.
My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!
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Christian is a valentijn
valentijn by Woeste November 24, 2016

spencer vallentine

His actual name: Zeec. He accidentally Changed it to spencer vallentine.

A tik toker that loves to play guitar and loves montley crue and Nirvana. He also completes my rocker boyfriend. He has the most beautiful eyes and hair. Great style and humor. Just truly a badass who gives off major rodrick vibes.

My first and only tik tok crush 🥵
Guy: rock is such a terrible noise

Spencer Vallentine and rockers: you make me sick 😶

valentine's day 

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.
Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.

valentine's day 

A special day all women would dream for a very romantic dinner under the starry sky and so forth.

Woman: Hunny, tomorrow is valentine's day....
Man: Oh!! Thanks for reminding me. Bob is having his bachelor party tomorrow night. You wanna tag along?
valentine's day by mofoJO October 23, 2007

valentine strawberry heartz 

A desert that has pound cake,3 strawberries, wip cream that covers all of it, and a quarter of a brownie.
For valentines day i made my five family members that includes me, a valentine strawberry heartz.