Uncle Chester

Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.

My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.

by I am Hitler July 31, 2019

uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019

Uncle Phil

Top Dolla

LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.

by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023

Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016

Uncle Arctic

A.k.a. North Pole.

Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.

by QuacksO February 18, 2019

uncle glenn

A mixture of vodka and lemonade

There’s not enough vodka in the Uncle Glenn you made me.

by Brandonjohns906 August 12, 2018

uncle stalin

Stalin but nice

wow! i tought that guy whas a Stalin but he is actually more of an Uncle Stalin

by pjolterping May 12, 2017