Turbo Turtle

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.

man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell

by shadowtoothdragon April 17, 2016

turbo denise

A dude that is definitely a dude but dresses like a Denise🍆💃

That's definitely a man, but she says her names Turbo Denise.

by Robmadethis September 1, 2023

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

Quadpound Turbo

The common practice of installing twin twin turbos on a 1.0 litre GM engine to substantially increase horsepower. Modification to a twin turbo, compound system by quadrupling the boost this causing the quadpound turbo phenomenon.

My 1999 Chevy Metro couldn’t handle the horsepower draw from the AC unit so I installed a quadpound turbo system to make the luxurious interior more bearable during the summer months.

by A Chode is a Chode is a Chode June 28, 2023

Turbo Divvy

A next level Chav

‘See my right, swear down. No word of a lie I’m a proper fucking Turbo Divvy me like! Straiiiights!

by Triple Double Dipper October 1, 2021

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

Going Turbo

When a group of morons get together in a cock fest and drink endless amount of beers. People who say “I’m ready to go turbo” usually have a low IQ and don’t prioritize their own bodies.

Hey Austin are you going Turbo tonight?

Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha

by Levin9595 March 25, 2021