Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024

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African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013

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Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog

I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.

by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 1, 2024

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Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

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