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Tristan

Sexiest fucking man on the earth and is malicious in the streets and in the bed
Tristan is so sexy.
by Ubv November 22, 2021
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Tristan

A name given to people with very large heads. They tend to have the same haircut as caillu and have very small dicks. He gets no bitches and hangs out with losers, though he will deny it. Nobody likes people named Tristan. They are losers.
Fuck that Tristan kid. Nobody likes him.
by Theidjfjskfj June 29, 2019
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Tristan lewis

he is a nice, young and especially handsome young lad. He is really charming and especially hot and he gets all the girls he also has rizz.
by tristan lover November 30, 2022
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The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Tristan

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan
by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020
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Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos
Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos
by Snow-no November 26, 2018
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Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.
by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020
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