Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Q-Topping

Having intercourse with your 1st cousin.

Q-Top loves Q-Topping

by LetIanCook May 6, 2024

Q-Topping

To have sex with your first cousin while using the Bible as justification.

He’s been Q-Topping recently: found out he was screwing his cousin and got mad, so he showed me Bible verses that explicitly don’t mention cousins.

by CONiner May 6, 2024

Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

sweet.little.topping

goofy ahh parfait cookie stan and cookie run content creator

person a: hey do you know sweet.little.topping
person b: who tf is that
person a: she's a cookie run content creator on tiktok
person b: oh yeah, I heard she is THE parfait cookie stan too

by parfaitcookiesupremacy June 8, 2022

tapping the coin

going out ........... to have a sexual realtionship

r u and mary tapping the coin?

no dude shes my mom!

by 5645536664 July 28, 2007