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Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.
"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)
by SM Creeker March 19, 2009
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Wuss Tool

A person that is cowardly, lame or who doesn't answer a question directly.
President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.
by ShimmerPuppy March 6, 2009
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Hooligan Tool

n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.
"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."
by Wardog July 31, 2008
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Tool Chest

A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.
Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."
by Demonball March 20, 2015
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Air Tool

A sex device that spin inside of your as whilst Cleaning it.
I just cleaned my ass with a air tool last night I had the biggest orgasm.
by Snow Titties May 18, 2018
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Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe
Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged
by The_dawg June 4, 2019
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Corporate Tool

One who exists for the benefit of a corporate entity at the expense of society as a whole. A pawn who exists to serve said corporate entity above his fellow man. Loathed by virtually all.
The FCC chair Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a corporate tool.
by humanwoman December 15, 2017
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