loose tooth.

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.

Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.

by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018

California Toothbrush

See penis.

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*

by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019

January tenth

1. The day I won the Spelling Bee and showed those dumbasses who truly was the most intelligent.

"Everyone still talks about January tenth, the Spelling Bee of seventh grade and how that one kid proved he was better than those bitches!"

by Marah Stevenson Ki October 16, 2019

Titty Tooth

When a man sends a apple tooth emoji to a woman, putting him on the national sex offender watchlist. Famous for being code to enter a large ring of crime, in a now secret court case from 2014.

BRO, YOU SENT A TITTY TOOTH YOU GOTTA UNSEND IT IMMEDIATELY

by Charli Chaplin January 5, 2021

Acoustic Toothbrush

A non-electric toothbrush.

My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to use my acoustic toothbrush.

by AlexanderTehGreat April 17, 2021

A Tooth Fairy

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.

My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.

by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021

Elephant toothpaste

Is my name.

My name is Elephant toothpaste
Cool?
Good.

by Elephant toothpaste October 16, 2021