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tom cruise

Exremely soluble professional couch-jumper and squinter. See asshole.
by hooptie-ryder July 8, 2005
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Myspace Tom

The guy who created an entire website for teens to keep in touch instead of using e-mail or cell phones. (We all know actual real life contact ceased some time ago.)
I am Myspace Tom. I created yet another way for people to avoid each other!
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Tom Robinson

Tom Robinson is a character in the widely popular book "To Kill A Mockingbird." In the story, Robinson, an African American, is wrongly accused of raping the daughter of a man he caters to. Although his laywer comes up with enough evidence to prove that he could not have possibly raped the woman, he is convicted anyway and sentenced to death.
Most people use Tom Robinson in place of 'scapegoat' when an African American is involved in a blame, but it can be used as a verb.
(n.)- Jake really stole the bike, but used Kareem as a Tom Robinson.
(v.)- "I Tom Robinsoned that shit."
by Hacksaw Duggan October 6, 2006
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tom cruise

An exceptionally shit actor (refer to his couch jumping antics on Oprah to prove that he loves Katie Holmes), and believes eating asparagus can keep influence from evil alien souls at bay (refer to scientology).
d00d wtf happened? u used to be ok, but now ur a fuggin' mess!!!
by omg!?!?!? September 4, 2005
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Tom Cruise

A really crappy actor who is trying to promote scientology *see also fraud* but doing a really bad job of it. He has also been flipping out at everyone who does not agree with him.

"And you know, you always have to look at someone who criticizes you, you have to look at them and say, okay, so? Who is that person? Why? What do they know?"
-Tom Cruise

He is obviously a hypocrite too.
guy 1 - who's that guy freaking out on the news?
guy 2 - o that's Tom Cruise. He's an insane psycho freak.
by SkaSkankDownParty July 12, 2005
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Tom Kaulitz

The sexy hexy guitarist for the German band Tokio Hotel that won the 2009 MTV EMA award for Best Group.

Famous for his attire, laidback attitude about sex (though he is now on the lookout for love), endless supply of sex jokes, and being ten minutes older than TH's vocalist, Bill Kaulitz. Some of Tom's other claims to fame include singing the harmony at the end of Monsoon (fifty seconds that has lead the TH fanbase to call it the Tom chorus), saying "sexy hexy" in one of the TH TV videos, humping his flying-V during concerts, and slapping one of the veiled TH stalkers while telling her to stay away from him, the band, and the Kaulitz family. He backup sings "raise your hands together” in the chorus of Raise Your Hands in both versions, along with Georg Listing.

Despite being a sex-obsessed playboy, Tom’s a pretty cool guitarist--though he doesn't know the first thing about reading music (he taught himself to pick out chords). His fanbase is made up of people who dream that they can change Tom from the luster that he identifies as, to a lover.

He has a lip ring, pierced ears, and wears baggy clothing. He used to have dreadlocks, but now has black cornrows. (Wanksta/wigger.)

TH's latest album Humanoid, has reminded fans that he's super-sexy hexy Tom Kaulitz. Thousands hope to be the one to change him. Change may be on Tom's current agenda, but fame and fortune are definitely at the forefront--he's a star, and he does what he wants.
Lexi: Tom. is. so. sexii hexii.
Razzle: Who?
Lexi: TOM KAULITZ! FROM TOKIO HOTEL.
Razzle: Please don't talk about him.
Lexi: BUT! WAH?! HE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT.
Razzle: Ew.
by Maerylihn November 7, 2009
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Tom holland

A sexy British actor who plays spiderman and is super hot
by Mrs. Tom Holland September 2, 2018
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