Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
by Gawkinator 5000 August 01, 2021
An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe
"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?
Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021
by Dawn Emerson January 16, 2018
A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.
by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017
a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.
me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."
by toast Kevin April 19, 2021
Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.
by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017
A plate that has been used for food, but isn't so dirty to require washing, so long as you use it for the same kind of meal as it was previously used for.
"Did you just use a dirty plate?"
"Yeah, but it's only had toast on it so it's fine - it's a Toast Plate."
"Oh yeah, that's okay."
"Yeah, but it's only had toast on it so it's fine - it's a Toast Plate."
"Oh yeah, that's okay."