Stefan: "how was your night last night, with that chick?"
Damon: "awesome, I got to Eat the Goldfish!"
Damon: "awesome, I got to Eat the Goldfish!"
by lovelychick87 April 08, 2010
The perpetual process of doing nothing productive. Considered a life style by some, it involves procrastinating, smoking weed all the time and generally wasting unused potential.
by slumrum September 19, 2009
phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.
Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-
by Xeb November 14, 2003
hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.
1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".
2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".
3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".
3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
by Ezeerider August 01, 2004
licking and eating pussy. can be enjoyable for both cuz that shit tastes good and she loves it. it can be fun to cuz theres all kinds of things u can do. u can fuck her with your tongue, lick her clit, cuck her clit, finger her vagina or anus at the same time, play with her boobs at the same time, u can eat her out while she sucks ur dick. the possibilities are endless. and its something real men do. women love it and if u dont do it u should its one of the great things in life
by Mike Hunt Sr. September 16, 2008
The best internet meme. People say ur mom is gay, they say ur dad lesbian, they say ur sister is a mister, they say ur brother is ur mother. I say ur aunt EAT PANT
by SUB TO BAKED BAGEL ON YOUTUBE November 15, 2018
The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.
by JackOfStars March 27, 2013