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One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.
by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009
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Theresa

The most wonderful mom who is always willing to help you with anything except when she is angry
I hope Theresa is here.
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Takin' a number three

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.
hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three
by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009
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Three Times a Lady

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.
Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.
by The Physician January 6, 2007
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Amish Threesome

To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.
"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"

"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."
by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011
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Three yard elf

"Keep in mind, however, that the Xbox and the Gamecube, both of which technically only have the graphical capabilities of a 3 yard elf PC, are still getting extremely good looking games, and even decent ports of newish PC games."

This comment was added to a thread created by "impseth" entitled "Console design moving away from PC" on the Penny Arcade "Games and Technology" forum.

When author "aeolist" originally coined the phrase, he typed it as "3 yard elf" which caused much confusion to those following the thread. Aeolist later identified it as a typographical error: "It's the most bizarre typo for "year old" possible."

The term, used in the erroneous, is now used to imply a note of disdain in a given subject matter, topic, or thing. It may even be used to implicate the afore mentioned in a direct insult as well.

Both "3 yard elf" and "three yard elf" are grammatically correct usages of this slang.
1)
"Who spilled my beer?"
"The three yard elf over there."

2)
"This game is such a 3 yard elf, I feel dirty even playing it."

3)
"Only a three yard elf would use Windows millennium."
by Cronyx Ravage March 21, 2005
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Meet Me At Camera Three

Made popular by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When you have a one on one conversation with someone where you blatantly criticize their decisions or ethics.
"Lisa, you can't keep kicking puppies. Meet me at camera three."
by markismyfish January 31, 2007
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