ticket

a pill of any kind such as vicodin, percocet, xanex, etc.

Yo Tim, you got any more of those vikings tickets for the game this weekend?

by Tim J. Button September 29, 2005

Plane ticket

A really attractive girl

"Damn, that girl is a plane ticket"

"I am gonna take that plane ticket home tonight!"

by Robbyk December 12, 2013

ticketmasterbation

What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.

by tmk8273 June 18, 2009

Ticket Number 50

Second Popular order in regards to a fast food restaurant

Setting: Mcdonalds

James: "I think I will get that Ticket Number 50"

Mike: "Yea, I will go with the Angus Beef Burger too"

by hahhahahajjjjppppyoo May 1, 2010

ticket swapping

The act of swapping partners for the purpose of sex, with all parties in the same room.

"Do you want to do some ticket swapping tonight?"
"I'd totally swap tickets with you."

by bibliofile January 30, 2014

ticket

A gram of marijuana

hey dude you got the ticket to the magic show?

by Tyrone Johnson June 29, 2003

TicketMaster

Another word for the doctor that puts in for your prescription.

Did you get ahold of the ticketmaster to see when your gettin more tickets

by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009