To Insert ones Hands and feet into sometype of "hole" then spread them apart ripping the "hole" all together, the hole is often a vagina, or an asshole (anal quadspider)
Example 1: you probably QUAD-SPIDERED your mom when you were born
Example 2: You just got quuuuuaaaaaaaddddddd-spiiiidered
example 3: You Quad-Spider your sister
Example 2: You just got quuuuuaaaaaaaddddddd-spiiiidered
example 3: You Quad-Spider your sister
by Uncewubkah June 12, 2011
Get the Quad-Spidermug. Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.
by Centurix April 14, 2022
Get the bag of spidersmug. To place some one in an awkward or unwanted situation. Can also be used to describe when you gypt another or screw them over.
Oh hell no, you guys are not spider pigging me again. Stop hiding in the bathroom and take the next customer.
by YouThinkItsEasy May 30, 2019
Get the Spider Piggingmug. by Spider Milk February 19, 2021
Get the Spider milkmug. Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.
Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.
Paul: Same!
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.
Paul: Same!
by The unit42 October 8, 2018
Get the Spider jerkmug. the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.
by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011
Get the Spider Sweepmug. Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive
by Spider-Verse King October 29, 2019
Get the Spider Drivemug.