media love

Means: Someone you like that you can’t talk to in person. But you can talk to them easily on social media.

My best friend has media love for her crush.

by apriltkdk November 19, 2017

Media Hoe

A girl Who is quiet in person but online she is a totally different person and talks about sex a lot

Me: Did you talk to that girl last night

Guy: she's such a media hoe

Me: yah quite in person a hoe over text

by Princessvictoria108 December 7, 2017

media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.

I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.

by QuacksO March 2, 2018

Multi-social media

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.

"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."

by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018

anti-media

Opposing the media

More anti-media outlets surface amid the “fake news” era

by Claroq May 12, 2018

social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.

Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.

by dboys194 May 4, 2016

social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.

"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."

by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016