Coconut

A native Polynesian person who is very slow up stairs.

“Hey boss you’re gonna have to fire Fred, he’s just simply not capable of the work, he’s way too slow and stupid! He’s just another Polynesian Coconut.”

by RevenTexX October 1, 2019

Coconut

Word used to describe desi / South-Asian people living in the West who are desi or Pakistani/Indian etc. only in name. inside, they are white. they are completely integrated and don't know much if anything about their history or culture. Typically they don't know their mother tongue.

yaar they're just a coconut. They can't even speak Punjabi.

They don't celebrate Eid or Diwali. they're total coconuts.

they think biryani is too spicy. what a coconut.

by brown munda December 17, 2023

coconut pill

What Kamala Harris supporters have figuratively taken. It is typically used for new initiates into the KHive for the 2024 Presidential election, but everyone in the KHive has already taken it at some point in time.

This combines the coconut tree meme featuring Harris with the red pill / blue pill terminology which is loved by all kinds of weird online men. But don't fear - the coconut pill is filled with hope and optimism rather than misogyny and nihilism.

Wow my neighbor is coconut pilled. They already have a Kamala Harris yard sign and two bumper stickers.

I thought Biden was okay and I would've preferred Bernie or Warren in 2020 but I have since taken the coconut pill.

by CoconutPill July 23, 2024

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

Coconut

A hairy milk carton the comes from a tree

"A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree"

by AshadowX June 10, 2023

Coconut

Brown on the outside and white on the inside. An Indian/Asian that acts like a total prep.

Those coconuts over there need to figure their shit out. They need to learn to do things the right way, not the white way.

by Sacrilegious rebel shosty June 29, 2024

Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.

Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!

by Neilanie August 23, 2016