Christmas spirit

A label for the motivation to decorate for Christmas, listen to Christmas music, wear ugly sweaters, and drink eggnog.

The Christmas spirit made me buy fuzzy socks for all my friends.

by KittenKapoodle December 23, 2018

Christmas virginity

You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.

Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.

by optional jesus November 23, 2011

Christmas Rapist

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)

Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

Christmas Crash

The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.

I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.

by christmas crash December 7, 2012

Christmas Tree

1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.

2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.

Lady GaGa's Vag.

"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."

"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"

-Lady GaGa

by MY_CHRISTMASTREE_IS_DELICIOUS December 23, 2009

wiccan christmas

A made-up term by an idiot with no knowledge of Wicca.

"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
" 'Wiccan christmas'? Evan's not Wiccan, he's just a little creep."

by Long-time Wiccan May 7, 2009

Mexican Christmas

When two people poop back and forth into one another's ass holes.

My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.

by Matthias Brown October 19, 2010