Pussy Wagon

n. 1.The car in which Lady GaGa and Beyonce rode in, in the Telephone music video. 2. A car that is driven by women that smacks into people when they mess up or "fail".

Hunter failed so hard it was like the pussy wagon did a hit and run on him.

by Wallabys Smile April 18, 2010

paddy wagon

Also used in the northern states of Australia, the wankers down south call them divvy vans

I dont like riding in the back of paddy wagons, they dont have seatbelts and for some reason the cops always want to test their brakes when i'm in the back.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

Wagon wheel

1) a biscuit
2) the slang term for a bum hole after anal sex

'Jacob did your mum give you have a wagon wheel for lunch?'

'Jacob did you get a wagon wheel from that party?'

by Curley's wife May 13, 2013

Penis Wagon

A dickhead; a mean & rude man; real loser-y type of guy.

George Bush is a major Penis Wagon!

by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003

jack wagon

receptacle for semen. insult meaning multiple ejaculations were released into said "jack wagon"

That jack wagon has a serious attitude problem.

by phabineus December 26, 2010

Wagon wheeled

When a pizza delivery driver helps himself to a slice of a customers pie while out on the road. He then spreads the remaining slices in a fashion that conceals the removal, but upon close examination there are gaps between the remaining slices, resembling cardboard "spokes."

This is most common in college towns, where customers are often too intoxicated/high to notice.

(Heard from fraternity house at 1:05 a.m., Thursday) "I've been fuckin' wagon wheeled!"

by ApolloCrudd October 11, 2011