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Simon

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.
"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.
by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016
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Simon

Simon is the best of all guys!

Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.

Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"
cute"

•"Hey you See that Guy iver there he seems Nice"

"Ya its probly a Simon"
by FXboy December 12, 2016
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simon linnarsson

A sexy guy who likes to play Destiny and loves everyone but max newbery
if someone hates you like he really simon linnarsson you
by agata...singel December 12, 2016
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SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
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Simon

Simon is a person who is caring, cool and really amazing. Everyone loves and adores him for who he is.
Simon is so cool!
by iichelseaperkins June 22, 2019
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National Preston Simons Day

Everyday is national preston simons day.
I love National Preston simons day.
by Ramone324 July 25, 2019
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Simon Robinson

Simon is an amazing person and is friends with anyone. He is very funny but can be sometimes annoying. If you meet a Simon Robinson make sure to be friends with him and he will always have your back. Anytime, anywhere. He also is often sad and lonely but his friends are always making him happy
Wow! Is that Simon Robinson? He is so cool!
by TheGreatNan November 7, 2019
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