John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

kei car

A car which is actually tiny. it also has a really tiny engine...

Me:THAT KEI CAR LOOKS NICE NGL.

by lolcat9999 March 2, 2023

Kool Key

Real Rhude Boy, Real stand-up guy, don’t too much and only focus in maintaining motion

Kool Key the Koolest

by keylendavis08 October 13, 2023

bom in a key

To put a pinch of chewing tobacco between your gum and cheek.

As soon as I finish my Chipotle I'm gonna put a big fat bom in a key, with my favorite Grizzly Wintergreen Longcut.

by Ben J. L. December 5, 2007

Drum Key

A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.

*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*

by Mynoduesp111 June 9, 2018

the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 4, 2023

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 21, 2019