Jake

Two minute dipper

Why is he such a Jake
Because he dips for two minutes

by morristown high school December 19, 2013

Jake

Someone who says he's going to show up, and then never does. If you confront him about it, he doesn't respond. Jake is known to come to class once every five months, and he often says "I'm coming back soon."

flake, Jake, no show, no-show, bummer, show off

by Amanoflove May 14, 2014

Jake

a gay ass nigga thats got a huge forehead that needs to kill himself . He sucks dick just to get by making only a few dollars per cum load because he is a gay cum dump.

Man fuck JAKE

Bro you look like JAKE cause of your forehead

by Nigga112 May 29, 2019

Jake

Greatest person you'll ever meet, always as your back. I have a friend named Jake and he changed my life

Jake is my best friend!

by y44 June 14, 2018

Jake

Jake a really ugly boy who grows up to be a plumber

That jake is ugly

by Yo dada dada December 20, 2016

jake

A Stupid, Dumb Shit that is so small has no life or friends he has a tiny penis(Male Genital) Thx

Jake is a FUCKWIT

by AFJJLR January 8, 2017

Jake

Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.

I gotta take a jake

by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016